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The Honest Guide: Gifts for People You Don't Know Very Well (or Forgot Existed)

 tháng 12 15, 2016     christmas, gift guide, last minute gifts, non-bookish, ramblings, sorry not sorry, the honest guide, why can't i ever be serious     No comments   


You're at work. You spot someone coming towards you...what was her name again? Sally? Sarah? You helped her out once on that project, but haven't spoken since. What's this? She's carrying something? Oh God, not a gift. You haven't bought her anything! You don't even remember her name!

"Hi Liz," she says merrily. "Happy Christmas! I got you a gift, but it's only something small. I hope you like it." Sally/Sarah hands over the expertly wrapped present. Please be rubbish, please rubbish...no, you tear open the paper and find a perfectly thoughtful gift you very much appreciate. You well up. Sally/Sarah thinks you are touched by the gift. Really, you are lamenting how terrible a person you are for not knowing Sally/Sarah's name, or getting her a gift in return.

"Oh...you!" you cry, avoiding mentioning any names. "Thank you so much! I have something for you too, I'll bring it in tomorrow." What? No you don't. Why did you say that?! It's too late to backtrack, Sally/Sarah looks so happy as she walks away. Now the covert investigations begin. First, what is Sally/Sarah's actual name? You inspect the gift in your hand - is there a name tag? YES! Oh...her name is Jessamine. Jessamine? She really doesn't look like a Jessamine.

Next, remember any scrap of information about Jessamine. Anything. Did she have a polar bear figurine on her desk that one time you were there? Can you assume she likes cute things? You'll have to go with it, it's all you remember. Next stop: the shops.

Does any of this sound familiar to you? Do you have people you don't know very well that you need to buy gifts for (for whatever reason, no judgement here). Well then, worry not, because this is the guide for you! Find the perfect* gift for all those acquaintances, work colleagues you talked to once, and your cousin's sister's boyfriend's brother.

*loosely defined.

Category 1, The Jessamine: £1 - £10, (click descriptions to be taken to the seller's page):

Dirty Works Snowmen Beauty Crackers, £4 (Currently £3!)

She did indeed have a polar bear on her desk. Polar bears and snowmen are similar, right? These are cute. These are definitely cute.

Waterstones Gift Card, £5 or £10

You saw her reading that book one time. It was long.

Paperchase Mince Spies Mug, £6

Well...everyone drinks tea in the office.

Topshop Cloud Hand Warmers, £6

She was wearing heavy knitwear when you saw her, even though it was mild outside - maybe she gets cold easily!

kikki.K 2017 A6 Monthly Diary: Sweet, £10

Everyone needs a diary right? Right?

Marks & Spencer Paper Library Lemon Squeezy Zip-Up Pouch, £5

You remember overhearing Jessamine say this phrase to someone. Once. Which is of course enough.

Category 2, The "My Relative/Loved One Will Moan If I Don't By This Person a Gift", £11 - £25:

Ciaté London Snow Globe, £25 (Currently £17.50!)

You don't know much about the person you're buying for, other than every time you see them, they have immaculately painted nails. It's sort of annoying, actually.

Cath Kidston Robins Set of 2 Cake Tins, £22 (Currently £17.60!)
Well they must like baking, because you've sure as hell heard, "Oh, have you tasted my lemon drizzle?" enough times


Hotel Chocolat The Christmas Pick-Me-Up, £12

For the person who always gifts you with fancy chocolate - fancy chocolate.


Canti Prosecco and Choc Block, £12

What are the actual chances that this won't go down well? 

Paddywax Apothecary 8oz Candle - Verbena and Eucalyptus, £19.95

Their house is a fire hazard of open flames - what's another one to add to the mix?

Seiko ER-2100 Concise Oxford Thesaurus and Spellchecker, £19.99
For that person who is always correcting you - yes you know how to pronounce "escargatoire", thank you very much! Or at least, you know now.

Category 3, The "Dear God How Did I Forget to Buy This Person a Gift", £26 to infinity and beyond:

In my opinion, the only last minute gift you can buy that could possible make up for such a blunder on your part is a hamper. A really nice hamper.

John Lewis 'Cosy Christmas' Hamper, £150
There are cheaper hampers out there...but you really need to save face.

And there you have it. I hope you enjoyed this gift guide, and maybe even found it useful in finding presents for your own Jessamines out there. I plan to make The Honest Guide a regular feature, so look out for some more honest tips to come.

Happy shopping!
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